Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He passed out mid-signature
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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