i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
