you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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