He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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