I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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