lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
