I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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