plz talk dirty to me
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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