it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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