This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
