i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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