He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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