weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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