we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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