i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
the raccoons are back...
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