do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
