Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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