So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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