uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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