Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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