Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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