i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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