Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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