Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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