This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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