Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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