Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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