We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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