This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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