you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
you had me at cake vodka
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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