I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
