I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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