Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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