It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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