turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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