Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
How's work?
Spinning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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