I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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