it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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