her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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