I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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