I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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