i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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