Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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