I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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