areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
