Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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