Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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