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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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