I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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