i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
