i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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