Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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