Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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